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2003 Humor Section


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  • 3 Bears 2 (rcote)

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  • A Little Time Off (Peggy W.)
  • A Rose By Any Other Name
  • AAADD (Peggy W.)
  • About the 1500's (Louise L.)
  • Acme Is Better
  • Advantages Of Getting Older (Allen L)
  • Allleee Ooop
  • Alzheimer Research (James O.)
  • America Offline
  • Andy Rooney (rcote)
  • Anglican Minister
  • Antiterrorist Day (Peggy W.)
  • Argument 2 (Peggy W.)
  • As I Mature (James O.)
  • At Heaven's Gate

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  • Bathroom Stalls (James O.)
  • BBQ Man's Way (Cindy C.)
  • Bedtime Virus (Cindy C.)
  • Before It Starts (Tom S.)
  • Biker & Minister (rcote)
  • Bless me Father (Rick L.)
  • Blonde Pizza Order (Rick l.)
  • Blondes walking down a road (Rick L.)
  • Bride To Groom
  • Bugs-B-Gone (James O.)
  • Bus Driver (Tom S.)
  • Bush Campaign Slogans (Cindy C.)
  • Bush Lays Off Congress (Julian A)

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  • Cajun Humor (Peggy W.)
  • Changed World (Carlos M)
  • Charitable Lawyer
  • Cheap Drinks (rcote)
  • Cheesy Halloween Humor
  • Christianity in Israel (rcote)
  • Classes for Men & Women (Yannis R.)
  • Clinical Study (Tom S.)
  • Clockwise 6 (Louise L.)
  • Clone Question (Rick L.)
  • Country Music Song Titles 2 (Peggy W.)
  • Cow With No Horns
  • Crossing the River (Cindy C.)

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  • Dear Tide (Cindy C.)
  • Deniro on SNL (Rick L)
  • Dentist
  • Deprimente (Carlos M.)
  • Diets & Dying (rcote)
  • Difference Between Men and Woman 2 (Cindy C)
  • DNA Nursery Rhyme
  • Doctors' office (James O.)
  • Don't jump to conclusions (Rick L)
  • Donkey Story 2 (James O.)
  • Drinking In A Bar (Sandy E.)
  • Driving in Houston (Dustin S.)
  • Duck Hunting Expedition

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  • eChicken 2003 (rcote)

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  • Exercise of the brain (Carlos M.)
  • Expensive Hotel (Cindy C)

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  • F WORD (James O.)
  • Funeral2 (Peggy W.)

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  • Garden of Eden (Cindy C.)
  • George and the Devil (Peggy W.)
  • Golden Wedding Anniversary
  • Golf 2 (rcote)
  • Golfing Bet
  • Good Bye (Harrison L)
  • Google WMD (Peggy W.)
  • Granny's Annual Check-up

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  • Halloween Rules
  • Hawaiian Vacation
  • He Has The Gift (Cindy C.)
  • Help from Canada (Tom S.)
  • Hillary Questions (James O.)
  • Ho Ho Ho
  • Holiday Spirit (rcote)
  • Hormone Hostage (Peggy W.)
  • Houston Barbie (James O.)
  • How (Sandy E.)
  • How many (Sandy E)
  • How to Give a Kittycat a Simple Pill (Jim)
  • Hungry Baby

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  • Illegal's Poem (Sandy E)
  • Inheritance
  • Inner Peace (rcote)
  • Inspirational Prose For The Corporate Cubicle Era (Tom S.)
  • Iraqi Consequences (James O.)
  • Iraqi Families (Tom S.)
  • Iraqi TV Guide (Rick L)
  • Irish Accident (rcote)
  • It Pays to Think Positive (Cindy C.)
  • It's Not What You Eat (James O.)

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  • Jewelry Store Robbery

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  • Laboring In The Vineyard
  • Ladies vs Real Women (Peggy W.)
  • Las Vegas Hooker (Tom S.)
  • Last Child Support Payment (James O.)
  • Last Parachute (Peggy W.)
  • Lawn Sign (Allen L)
  • Learned from the Easter Bunny (Peggy W.)
  • Lessons 2 (James O.)
  • Letter to a Bank (James O.)
  • Light Bulb (Tom S.)
  • Line Cut (Tom S)

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  • Marriage 3 (rcote)
  • Mature Women (Cindy C.)
  • May I Take It With Me?
  • McDonnell Douglas military aircraft (Peggy W.)
  • Meeting Canceled (Tom S.)
  • Melting (James O.)
  • Mental Patients (rcote)
  • Microsoft Alleges US Government is a Monopoly
  • Midlife For Women
  • Mom's Favorite Brownie Recipe
  • Money (Rick L.)
  • Morning Coffee (Cindy C.)
  • Moses (rcote)
  • Mr. Martinez (Tom S.)
  • My First Time - Poem

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  • NASA Moon Practice (rcote)
  • National Anthem ... kick their ass. (Carlos M)
  • New Drink 2 (rcote)
  • New Govt Emblem (Peggy W.)
  • New MD (James O.)
  • New Shoes (rcote)
  • New-Born Baby (Sandy E.)
  • Newfoundland Fishing
  • News from Texas (James O.)
  • Nobel Prize this year (loner)
  • Nuclear Power (James O.)
  • Nuns At The Ballgame (James O.)

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  • Older Couple (Cindy C.)
  • Ole was Shot (rcote)
  • One for the Irish Lass in the Back (Tom S.)
  • Onions & Xmas Trees (rcote)
  • Other Side (James O.)

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  • Painless Dentist
  • Pediatric (Carlos M.)
  • Picture On The Nightstand (Peggy W.)
  • Plea
  • Pond (James O.)
  • Price Of Gas in Texas (Peggy W.)
  • Prozac (Carlos M)

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  • QA (Sandy E.)

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  • Rainy Night In London
  • Ranch Hand (Pat O.)
  • Roadkill (Cindy C.)
  • Rules (rcote)

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  • Semantics (Cindy C.)
  • Sen. Kerry (Tom S.)
  • Senile Virus (Peggy W.)
  • Senior Moments
  • Sergeants Now (rcote)
  • Service2 (Tom S.)
  • Sexual Positions
  • Shawn's Secret Project
  • Single 2 (Rick L.)
  • Sinko de Mayo (Tom S.)
  • Smart
  • Snake and Bunny 2 (rcote)
  • Starting With I (James O.)
  • Stupid Canadian tourist questions (Cindy C.)
  • Suppository (Cindy C.)

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  • Terror Movement (rcote)
  • Test Results (rcote)
  • Texas Soldier (Carlos M.)
  • Things To Think About
  • This Day In History
  • Thomas Edison (rcote)
  • Three Little Pigs
  • Three Texan Surgeons Boasting (Cindy C.)
  • Tipper's Message (Peggy W.)
  • Top Morons (Tom M.)
  • Treadmill (Julian A)
  • Twas the Night of the Capture (rcote)
  • Twelve Bottles of Whisky
  • Two Arabs (rcote)
  • Two story house (James O.)

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  • Viagra Slogans2 (James O.)
  • Vrey Itnresitng (James O.)

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  • Washington Post contest (Peggy W.)
  • Watch What You Say... (Sandy E.)
  • Weakest Link
  • Welfare Applicants
  • Welfare Job (Tom S.)
  • What Makes 100% (Carlos M.)
  • What Men Want... from Eric F. (James O.)
  • What's Sex?
  • Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road 2003 (Carlos M.)
  • Why I Quit Shopping at Walmart
  • Why Men like airplanes (Carlos M)
  • Why Rover don't come when you call... (Tom S)
  • Why terrorists are so willing (Rick L.)
  • Why We Love Kids (Sandy E.)
  • Why Women Love Cats (James O.)
  • Wife 2 (Tom S.)
  • Winning Plan (James o.)
  • Wise Notes (rcote)
  • Woman's Perfect Breakfast (rcote)
  • Words for the Day (rcote)
  • Would You Believe (James O.)

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  • XMas Gift 1

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  • Year 2036
  • You Can't Take It With You (rcote)
  • You know you're from Houston when... (Peggy W.)
  • You Live In (Rick L.)
  • You Must Leave The House


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