Alligators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC: The smaller one turned to the bigger one ans said, " I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we wuz the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

" Well," said the big 'gator, " What ya been eatin' boy ? "

" Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

" Hmm. well, were ya catch 'em ?"

" Down 'tother side the swamp near the parkin' lot, by the capitol."

" Same here. Hmm. How ya catch 'em ? "

" Well, I crawls up under one 'em Lexus and wait fer 'em to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the sh-t out 'em, and eat 'em !! "

" Ah !! " says the big alligator, " I think I see yer problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourshment. See, by time you get done shakin' the sh-t outta a politician, there ain't nothin' left but an a--hole and a briefcase ! "