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Section: 2004 Humor
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Doing good for Heaven

Saint Peter was at the gates of Heaven interviewing this man. He said, "You haven't done anything bad, but you haven't done anything good either. If you tell me just one good thing that you've done, I'll let you in."

"Well," the man replied, "I was traveling on the road when I saw a group of thugs robbing a woman. So I went up to them and shouted for them to stop. Unfortunately, things got a little out of hand and I ended up punching out their leader. Then I challenged everyone else of the group to fight me."

"Wow," Saint Peter said, "That is good. When did it happen?"

"About 2 minutes ago."




 







 
Dogs ~ Domestic Fight

Section: 2004 Humor
Category: Religon