Drafted

Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee who ran into the courtyard of a convent. The draftee saw a nun sitting on a bench beneath a tree quietly reading a book.

He said, "Quick, Sister, please hide me! I don't want to be drafted and the military police are chasing me."

She lifted up her skirt, and said, "hide under here."

The police asked her if she had seen anyone running through the courtyard, and she replied, "no."

After they left, she told the young man to come out.

He thanked her and said, "You have a nice set of legs for a nun!"

She replied, "if you had reached up a little farther, you'd have found a nice set of balls, too. I don't intend to get drafted, either."