Elderly Viagra

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The man replied, "just a few, maybe a half a dozen. I cut each one in four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "that's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I can see it and I don't pee on my new shoes..."