George W. Soup

George W. said to an aide. "I gotta see what all this Jewish stuff is about."

So off they went to a kosher restaurant. The first course was set in front of them: Matzo ball soup. George W. was grossed out and hesitant to taste this strange looking brew. Gently, the aide said, "Just have a taste. If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it."

George W. dug in, spooning up a small piece of matzo ball with some soup, and quickly finishing off the entire bowl and all of the matzo ball.

"That was delicious," George W. said. "Do they eat any other parts of the Matzo, or just the balls?"