Joke Standards

We have a wide audience. Humour does not have to upset people. Please keep jokes within the following limits.

Please no more postings that refer to :-

Sex

Race

Welsh language or customs.

The English

Moslems.

Sheep. They do have feelings.

Drugs,

Alcohol.

Lesbians

Smoking,

Masturbation.

Females.

Land Rovers

Police. They do have feelings

People with darkish sort of you know what I mean skins.

Sick or disabled people. You never know that might just be English.

Homosexuals ( shirt lifters and pillow biters )

The K.K.K. of Wales. Crymch branch.

White ankle socks in the valleys.

Jacks

English people. They have enough problems already

Bara Brith

Americans. Please show them some sympathy. They just don't realise how unlucky they are.

Bush - President or the one we all know better.

Tony - The yesterday man. Let him rest in peace.

Church or Chapel

The Pope and all other left footers.

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I am sure that if we all follow these simple guide lines we will be able to live a happy, more contented life.