Modern Myth

SON: "Daddy, how was I born?

DAD: "Ah, very well, my son, one day you need to find out anyway!

Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.

Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber caf?.

We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick.

As soon as dad was ready for an upload,

It was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.

Since it was too late to hit the delete button,

Nine months later the blessed virus appeared.

And that's the story."