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Mourners

When you are in your casket, and friends, family and congregants are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?

Three clerics chose these words:

Episcopal Priest:
"I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Catholic Priest:
"I would like to hear them say that I was an excellent teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples' lives."

Rabbi: "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving.'"


Contributed by: rcote



 







 
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