Photo For Mom

A college student's mother is bothering him to send a photo of himself.

The only photo he has is one where hešs totally nude. He figures he'll just cut it into half and send the top half to his mother.

A few weeks later, he gets a letter from his grandmother requesting a photo.

He didn't want to make her feel bad, but he had no other photo. He figured since his grandmother was practically blind, hešd just send the bottom half of his nude photo.

A week later he receives a nice letter from grandmother. She wrote, "You look great, but your hairstyle makes your nose look long."