Pothead

The worlds biggest pothead dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there he sees 3 doors. He stands around and thinks about which one he should go into first, so he decides to go to door #1.

When he opens it he sees a field of growing weed, he gets happy but decides to see what's in the other 2 doors. So he opens door #2, and all he sees are all these joints already rolled up and ready to be smoked. So he thinks to him self if the first 2 doors were that great what can possibly be in the 3rd.

He opens the 3rd door and he sees a field with growing weed, and millions of joints already rolled.

When he looks to the side he sees Jesus sitting on a rock and crying, so he walks up to him and asks him 'Hey, why are you crying this is the happiest place i've ever seen?' and Jesus looks at him and says 'Yeah, but do you see any matches?'