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Section: 2004 Humor
 
 



 









 

Rabbit Meal

A man enters a restaurant and orders a rabbit meal. The meal comes and man begin to eat. But he feels that it tastes different than rabbit meat. He calls the chef and asks if the meal is really made of rabbit.

The chef says with shame, "Excuse me sir, as you know the rabbit meat is very expensive, so we add some horse meat to it."

The man gets angry; "How much do you add?"

The chef answers; "fifty percent rabbit, fifty percent horse."

The man says; "What do you mean by fifty-fifty?"

The chef's face gets red, "1 rabbit, 1 horse ...."




 







 
Quiz ~ Redneck Palm Pilot

Section: 2004 Humor