10. Genius at work 9. All decisions are final....unless you ask again. 8. "Gentlemen" 7. Do Not Enter unless you feel you need more work 6. "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" 5. Danger - Low Voltage 4. "Don't bother knocking. I never listen to you, anyway." 3. "Please Do Not Feed The Ego" 2. Caution! Occupant may appear smarter than he really is and the number 1 sign to put on your boss's door (Above Doorknob) "1. Insert Key ~~ 2. Twist key to the right ~~ 3. Push on door ~~ 4. Remove key and place in pocket."
