It's been a rocky week for the Stock Market. Here's a summary:
Helium was up
Feathers were down
Paper was stationary
Ticonderoga Pencils lost a few points
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline
Cows were steered into a bull market
Weights were up in heavy trading
Knives were up sharply
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading
Light switches were off
Mining equipment hit rock bottom
The market for raisins dried up
Pampers remained unchanged
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit
Sun peaked at midday
Birds Eye Peas Split
Stanley Tools filed for Chapter 11
Balloon prices were inflated
Coca Cola fizzled
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel
