Texas Jokes

A group of Texas friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired of him. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!


Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Texas Tech was overheard saying, "If the end of the world comes, I hope to be in West Texas. Everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world!"


The young rancher came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? The young rancher answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."


NEWS FLASH! - Abilene, Texas-----West Texas worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Texas A&M University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in College Station. Texas search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and co-pilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.


A Texas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-20. The trooper asked, "You got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"