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2004 Humor Section


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  • 42 Muscles to Smile

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  • A Drinkers Personality Says a Lot
  • AAADD 2 (James O.)
  • Ad in Paper
  • Ageing Golfer (rcote)
  • Air bag
  • Airolane
  • Akmed the Arab (rcote)
  • Alexander The Great
  • All The Answers
  • All the Options
  • Allergic
  • Alligators (Dovetail)
  • Ambitious dog
  • Amusing But Irrelevant Facts
  • Anal-Cranial Inversion
  • Angus (Rick L.)
  • Animal
  • Arabs
  • Area Classification
  • Ass Is Too Small
  • Assicons (Pat O.)
  • At Michael Jackson's Arrest

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  • Baby Planes (James O.)
  • Bad Breakup
  • Bad Breakup2
  • Bad Cannonball Dive
  • Balfurd
  • Barbie Dolls
  • Bastard Card
  • Beach
  • Beer2
  • Bench
  • Bertha's Dream Husband
  • Best Halloween Costume 1
  • Bible Test (Tim F.)
  • Bike Race
  • Biker Walks Home (Peggy W.)
  • Blonde and the Redhead (Sandy E)
  • Blonde Moment
  • Blonde School Counselor (Peggy W.)
  • Boar's Tits
  • Bra (Hands)
  • Brain Use (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Bubba and Billy Bob (James O.)
  • Bubba Jr.
  • Buck-tooth Dog
  • Bumper Sticker ideas for the GOP for 2004 (Peggy W.)
  • Bush - redneck
  • Business Class
  • Buying A Car (rcote)
  • Bypass Surgery (Pat O.)

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  • C-Nile Virus (Louise L.)
  • Casual Day Gone Bad
  • Cat
  • Cat food & Murder (Tom S.)
  • Cat in Heaven
  • Cat Toy (Cindy C.)
  • Centipede to Church (James O.)
  • Chicken Horror Movie
  • Chicken Shit
  • Chicken vs Cat
  • Chinese Waterskiing
  • Chris Rock's Quote of the Day (James O.)
  • Cigarettes And Tampons (Cindy C.)
  • Coach's Retreat (Peggy W.)
  • Copier Paper
  • Copier Problem
  • Correctness (Tom S.)
  • Cow Dancer
  • Cowboy & The Yuppie (James O.)
  • Cowboy Joe
  • Cowboy Sex (rcote)
  • Creation (Cindy C.)

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  • Darwin Awards 2 (Tom M.)
  • Dead Hunter
  • Dead Rabbit 2
  • Dear Employee (rcote)
  • DearDog
  • Deer Lease
  • Dentist 2 (rcote)
  • Dentist Visit (rcote)
  • DirtyJob8
  • Dog Named Sex
  • Dog sign (Peggy W)
  • Doggie Style Bed
  • Dogs (rcote)
  • Doing good for Heaven
  • Domestic Fight (Carlos M.)
  • Don't stop
  • Donation (Dustin S.)
  • Dorothy and Edna (Sandy E.)
  • Dot Com (Tom S.)
  • Dr. Seuss on Aging (Tom S.)
  • Drafted (Rick L.)
  • Drive Safe
  • Drug Problem (Louise L.)
  • Drunk Peom (Rick L.)

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  • Easter Bunnies What?
  • Easter Cancelled
  • Egg (Tom S.)
  • Eggsacting Math
  • Elderly Viagra (Tom S.)
  • Email Fired
  • Embarass
  • English Language (James O.)
  • EOE Employment (rcote)
  • Etiquette (James O.)
  • Ever Wonder (Peggy W.)

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  • Facts of Life (rcote)
  • Farmers Horses
  • Fascinating facts (Cindy C.)
  • Father O'Malley
  • Feeling Old? (Peggy W.)
  • Final Question (Rick L.)
  • Fireworks (Tom S.)
  • First Remote Control
  • Fish in Fish
  • Fishing Lesson (James O.)
  • Flat Tire (Peggy W.)
  • Fly Ass Ho
  • Focyouall
  • Food for Thought (rcote)
  • Fourteen Things (Peggy W.)
  • Frame Job
  • Free Cat
  • Free Dog
  • Frozen pipes in the garage
  • Frustrating Beer Commercial
  • Fuel Prices
  • Fun At The Fair
  • Funny Bees (Rick L.)
  • Funny Vancouver
  • Future Military funding

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  • Gang in series of robbery gaffes
  • Gas Fire
  • Gas Grill
  • Geek Quotes (Peggy W.)
  • Gender of Everyday Items (rcote)
  • George W. Soup (rcote)
  • Get Gas
  • Ginger Bread
  • Globalization (rcote)
  • Glove Gift
  • Gods Creatures (Peggy W)
  • Goldberg (rcote)
  • Golf Anyone? (rcote)
  • Good Paint Jobs 1
  • Good sign it's going to be a bad day
  • Got Beer
  • Granny Harley
  • GynConv

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  • Hammered
  • Hand Lotion
  • Handicapped
  • Hang Joke
  • Hardware Store (Tom S.)
  • Hazmat data sheet
  • Headlines (Walt C.)
  • Heard a Loud Bang
  • Heaven
  • Help (Peggy W.)
  • Highway Robbery thru the Ages
  • Hillary & Janet (rcote)
  • Hired Hand (Pat O.)
  • Hiring All Shits
  • History Exam (Tom M.)
  • Hospital Bill (rcote)
  • How do you suppose? Poor Dog
  • How Fast Can I Go?
  • How To Clean Your Toilet (Tom S)
  • How would you answer the phone ?
  • Hurricane Preparedness (Peggy W.)

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  • I Love my Job 2
  • If ... (Tom S.)
  • If looks could kill ... (Tim F.)
  • If Women Ran The World
  • Implants Last Forever
  • In Honor of Rodney (rcote)
  • In the 2000's (James O.)
  • In the year 2029 (rcote)
  • Inbred Mouse (Tom S)
  • Inner Strength (Cindy C.)
  • Irish Air Sports (Tom S.)
  • Irish Confession (James O.)
  • Irish Driver (rcote)
  • Iron My Shirt
  • Irony
  • IRS Auditor (rcote)
  • Is He Gone?
  • Island
  • It's a woman driving

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  • J-LO 10 Years from now
  • Job interview question (Cindy C.)
  • Joke Standards
  • Juarez Bar (rcote)
  • Judgment (rcote)
  • Justified Homicide (rcote)

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  • Key to successful management
  • Kids Download

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  • Lab Test Results (Rick L.)
  • Lamour
  • Lance Armstrong may be stripped of title
  • Late Night Political Humor (Peggy W.)
  • Latest Military Ribbon Awards
  • Lazy workmen
  • Lesson
  • Letter to the Pound (Tom S.)
  • Liar Scale
  • Light Bulb (Bush) (Peggy W.)
  • Little Hard To Digest
  • Logical Thinking (Cindy C.)
  • Long Lost Friend
  • Look at man's evolution
  • Louisiana Title
  • Love 20 different languages
  • Love fishing (Rick L)
  • Lover's Lane
  • Lunch

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  • Male vs Female
  • Man arrested after calling police
  • Man burns self with firework
  • Man Of The House (Cindy C.)
  • Man Of The Year
  • Man of the year1
  • Man with a huge cock
  • Marie (rcote)
  • Marriage Seminar (Cindy C.)
  • Marriage Torture Test
  • Mary Poppins stunt lands man in hospital
  • Master Cellsman (Tom S.)
  • Match in Heaven
  • McDonalds Coupon
  • Mega Flicks
  • Memory Loss (Cindy C.)
  • Mergers (rcote)
  • Mid East Mystery (rcote)
  • Milk Slogan (Tom S.)
  • Mini 'caught speeding at Mach 3'
  • Mississippi Gingerbread House
  • Model Dental Patient (James O.)
  • Modern Myth (rcote)
  • Modern Romeo and Juliet
  • Moon War
  • Moral of Aunt Karen (Cindy C.)
  • Most famous man (rcote)
  • Mountain Man (rcote)
  • Mourners (rcote)
  • Mouse
  • MS Flight Simulator
  • MS Word for Blondes
  • Mud Slinging (Cindy C.)

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  • NagNag
  • Nair (Pat O.)
  • Need Money for Beer...
  • Never trust a woman (Laneille D)
  • New Airport Security Check-in Procedures
  • New Real Men of Genius (Tom S.)
  • New Virus in the Wild (Peggy W.)
  • New Viruses (rcote)
  • Nice Hook Piercing
  • No Go
  • No Pardon
  • No smoking (Allen L)
  • Nookie Green (Tom S.)
  • Not a good hair day
  • Not Working
  • Nut Shopping (James O.)

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  • Oh Shit Key
  • Omelet (Rick L.)
  • On-Line
  • Onestone (rcote)
  • Ouch 3 (Rick L.)
  • Outsourcing (Peggy W.)
  • Oven
  • Over 40 dress code (Peggy W.)

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  • Panties 2
  • Pastor's Cat
  • Patience2 (rcote)
  • Pearly Gates Of Heaven
  • Penguins 2
  • Perfect Man 2 (Carlos M.)
  • Perfect Woman 2
  • Personal Ad2
  • Phone problems (rcote)
  • Photo For Mom (Pat O.)
  • Pimp
  • Pizza Order (rcote)
  • Pleasant Dinner
  • Pole-ish Humor (Pat O.)
  • Positive side of life (Tom M.)
  • Posted at shower tent
  • Pot Politicians
  • Pothead
  • Poultry Pops
  • Power Men
  • Pragmatic Thinking (Tom S.)
  • Presidential Advice (Cindy C.)
  • Priest and the Nun (Tom S.)
  • Prison Escapee (Sandy E)
  • Problem With Modern Art
  • Public Bar
  • Puppies

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  • Questions for Park Rangers
  • Quiz

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  • Rabbit Meal
  • Redneck Palm Pilot
  • Redneck Car Alarm
  • Redneck Cow Wash
  • Redneck Express Ferry
  • Redneck Highrise 1
  • Redneck Highrise 2
  • Redneck House Alarm
  • Redneck Motorhome
  • Redneck Olympics - FreeStyle Mudding
  • Redneck Pet Carrier
  • Redneck Spoiler
  • Redneck Wheel of Fortune
  • Redneck Wind Chime
  • Register
  • Remotes
  • Reptile Attack (Laneille D)
  • Retired Waitresses
  • Rhino
  • Right Answer2 (Peggy W.)
  • Robins
  • Rock Climber
  • Rubber Stamp
  • Rules of Life (Louise L.)

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  • Safe Cockpit
  • Safe Sex 2
  • Scene at City Hall in San Francisco (rcote)
  • School Tests (Dovetail)
  • Scorned (rcote)
  • Selling Condoms
  • Senior moments 2
  • Serves Her Right (rcote)
  • Sex Life of an Electron (rcote)
  • Sex Symbol
  • Shark Lunch
  • Shark's Arm
  • Shaved Beaver
  • Shoemobile
  • Shopping Map
  • Shorts 1
  • Should Republicans Be Allowed To Marry? (Peggy W.)
  • Sign
  • Signs for your boss' door (Peggy W.)
  • Sinking
  • Sit To Pee 2
  • Slightly used Digital Camera For sale (Rick L)
  • Smart Dog (first_singer)
  • Snow
  • Sorry (Tom S.)
  • Sound Advice
  • South Louisiana (Tom S.)
  • Southern Charm (James O.)
  • Speed Bump Ahead
  • Speed Limit
  • Speed Trap
  • Sperm Bank
  • Spiders Mating (Pat O.)
  • Stay (rcote)
  • Stock Outlook
  • Stop Abortions
  • Subtle sign
  • Such A Talented Dancer
  • Sugery com
  • Suppose Edgar Allan Poe Used a Computer (Carlos M.)
  • Swim Float
  • Sympathy Card (Annoy)

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  • Talking Duck
  • Tattoo Tail Wag (Rick L.)
  • Teen sold drugs to officers
  • Test Question (James O.)
  • Tested Positive for Coke
  • Texas Jokes (rcote)
  • Texas lottery winner
  • Texas Quarter (James O.)
  • Texas Rules (Rick L.)
  • Thanks for the Chain Letters (Louise L.)
  • The (Future) Diary of a Mad Digital Homeowner
  • The word Up (James O)
  • There is No I in Teem
  • Things you don't want to hear during Surgery (James O)
  • Thinking problem (Peggy W.)
  • Those were the days
  • Tiger Nike
  • Time To Take Your Temperature
  • Titanic Happy Ending
  • To sharpen your mind... (Peggy W.)
  • Too Cute
  • Too Soon
  • Topless Dancers at the Bar
  • ToyStory 3
  • Tracks in the Forest
  • Trim Bush
  • Trip to Hooters (James O.)
  • Trucker 2
  • True or False (Peggy W.)
  • True Southerners (Peggy W.)
  • Truth
  • Twist, Screw Whatever (James O.)
  • Typical Blond

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  • Ugly divorce (Peggy W)
  • Ultimate Chain Letter (Carlos M)
  • Ultimate Deer Hunting Vehicle
  • Untidy Server Rack
  • Upon reflection (Tom S.)

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  • Valentines Rhymes (rcote)
  • Various Sex (Cindy C.)
  • Viagra for the dog
  • VISA Card
  • Voting
  • Voting Women
  • Vroum

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  • Wal-Mart 2 (rcote)
  • Wal-Mart's New Christmas Wines (rcote)
  • War coverage (Peggy W)
  • Warn A Brother
  • Watch Pilots
  • Water
  • Water cooler
  • Watermelon Patch
  • We found Nemo (Peggy W)
  • We'll miss her
  • Wedding Dance Pic
  • Week After Christmas (rcote)
  • Well Planned Life (rcote)
  • What country are you from? (Bush)
  • What Real Women Do with Duct Tape
  • What Will Nuns Do Next?
  • What Women Really Want (rcote)
  • What Your Car Says About You (Rick L.)
  • Where pets come from (James O.)
  • Whoa Dere (James O.)
  • Why -Some - Women Can't Fix Cars
  • Why did God create children? (Cindy C)
  • Why Dogs Kill Their Owners
  • Why guys give girls Beer
  • Why Lance Armstrong Fell
  • Why men shouldn't babysit2
  • Why Women Lie (rcote)
  • Widower (Pat O.)
  • Will I live to be 80 ? (Peggy W)
  • Woman's Words (Dustin S.)
  • Women's Revenge (Cindy C.)
  • Wonders (Sandy E.)
  • Wood spider
  • Woody
  • Work Harder for Welfare
  • Working Late Lie (Allen L)
  • World's Easiest Quiz (Janice M.)
  • World's Worst Coon Dog (Peggy W)
  • Worst Resort Name Ever
  • Writing in Space

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  • Y2K Oklahoma (Peggy W.)
  • Yallbonics (Peggy W.)
  • Year 1904 (Walter C.)
  • You gonna finish that
  • You're Fired


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