Boudreaux's Virgin

Boudreaux, out on the golf course, gets hit wit a high speed ball right in de crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to de ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to Doctor Thibodeaux and asks, "How bad is it, Doc? I'm gonna be on my honeymoon next week and my fiance' is still a virgin in every way."

Doctor Thibodeaux tol him, "I'll have to put you ting in a splint to let it get better and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week."

So he took four wooden tongue depressors, made a neat little four-sided bandage and wired it all together, an impressive work of art for Dr. Thibodeaux.

Boudreaux mentions none of this to his Clotile, marries and goes on his honeymoon to New Orleans. Dat night, in the motel room she rips off her clothes to reveal a gorgeous body.

Dis was the first time Boo every saw her wit out clothes.

She said, "You da first, no one has ever touched dis body."

Not wanting to be outdone, Boudreaux whips off his pants and says, "Look at dis, Beb. It's still in de CRATE!"