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Chocolate is a vegetable

Can't eat Beef, Mad cow....

Can't eat chicken . bird flu

Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella

Can't eat pork ... swine flu

Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!


Chocolate is a Vegetable


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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.


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Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.


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To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.


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Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.


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Remember - - -

"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"


Contributed by: James O.



 







 
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