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Fisherman seeks advice

Life Changing Decision. Need Your Help.

Need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

I always look out for her ride coming home but she always walks from around the corner, I can usually hear a car driving off as she walks towards our house. If it really is a friend why not just get dropped off in front? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again, and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend . I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my boat, which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she was getting out of. Well, it was a while that I was crouched behind my boat and I noticed my prop was all chewed up. Should I buy a replacement, or should I just take the chance and try to get it fixed? It’s a big decision so I thought I would ask for your advice. What do you think?


Contributed by: Tom S.



 







 
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