Gorilla

A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem.

The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Woody Standin, a redneck custodian, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.

Woody had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Woody was approached with a proposition.

Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $300.00? Woody showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.


The following day, Woody announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions:

a) "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.

b) "Second," Woody said, "you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.

c) "Third," Woody said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern Baptist."
0nce again the administrator agreed.

d) And last of all Woody stated:
"Ya'll gotta give me until pay day to come up with the $300.00."