Luckiest Man Alive

This guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has a disease similar to AIDS and had six months to live.

The guy says: "Well doc, what's it called?". The doctor tells him that they call it A24 and that they don't know much about it except that he will die in 6 months.

So the guy goes to the casino to bet all his money away. He puts a quarter into a machine, pulls the lever and wins $14,000. A waiter who works there runs up to the guy and says "Wow - that's never happened before in the history of this casino. You are the luckiest guys in the whole world". The guy just shrugs, gets his money and walks off.

He then goes and puts a dollar in another machine and wins $20,000. The waiter runs up to him again and says "Jesus mate, you are the luckiest guy in the world. That's definitely never happened". Once again the guy shrugs and looks unhappy.

The waiter can't understand and says to the guy "What's your problem. You win all this money and your not happy. You're just so damn lucky".

They guy says to the waiter, "Nah, I've got A24".

"Wow" says the waiter, "you just won the meat tray!"