Non-living Things Have a Gender

1)  Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2)  Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3)  Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4)  Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

5)  Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

6)  Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7)  Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8)  Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9)  Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10)  Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this --it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.