A girl entered the family bathroom unexpected while her father was bathing. She let out a shriek, then ran out of the room...
"Mommy, mommy! Daddy has a big, ugly snake in the tub with him!" the girl screamed.
"It's not a snake, honey," her mother began to explain, "it's part of Daddy's body--an important part. In fact, if Daddy didn't have it, you wouldn't be here."
As the child ran off to play, her mother thought to herself... "And neither would I........"
