Royal Wedding

It was the royal wedding day for Edward & Sophie, and Sophie was getting dressed surrounded by all her family when she suddenly realized she had forgotten to get shoes. Panic! Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding, so she lent them to Sophie for the day.

Unfortunately, they were a bit too small, and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's feet were in agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room, the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.

As was customary the rest of the Royal Family crowded around the door to the bedroom, and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises, and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say, "God, that was tight!"

"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was a virgin."

Then to their surprise they heard Edward say, "Right. Now for the other one."

Followed by more grunting and straining at last Edward exclaimed, "My God! That was even tighter."

"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor!"