Three Travelers

The three men were traveling together. They came to a farmhouse and asked for lodging for the night.

The farmer said they were welcome, but he had only one room and it would only accommodate two people. One would have to sleep in the barn with the animals. The Hindu said that was fine, he would sleep in the barn.

In a few minutes, there was a knock on the door. The farmer opened the door to see the Hindu standing there.

The Hindu said, "I'm sorry, but the cows are in the barn. They are holy, I cannot stay there."

The Rabbi said he would go.

Shortly, there was a knock on the door. The farmer opened the door to see the Rabbi standing there.

The Rabbi said, "I'm sorry, but the pigs are in the barn. It wouldn't be kosher."

The televangelist said he would go.

Again, there was a knock on the door. The farmer opened the door to see the pigs and cows standing there...