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2005 Humor Section


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  • 6 Beers (Laneille D)

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  • After Life (Tom S.)
  • Aliens Attack (Cindy C.)

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  • Bacterial Rights
  • Bad Answer Man (Mammograms)
  • Bad Day 3
  • Bad News (James O.)
  • Baptist Minister (rcote)
  • Bear Remover (rcote)
  • Bingo Card (rcote)
  • Blonde Jokes (Peggy W.)
  • Blonde Year In Review (rcote)
  • Blonde Zoo Trip (rcote)
  • Boudreaux's Virgin (Pat O.)
  • Brazilian soldiers (Cindy C.)
  • Brown Paper Pete (Tom S.)

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  • Can Of Spinach
  • Can You Read This? (MAT)
  • Canadian Baby (rcote)
  • Cat's Christmas
  • Cat's Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs
  • CDC Warning (Cindy C.)
  • Chemists' Recipe for Chocolate Chip Cookies
  • Chocolate is a vegetable (James O.)
  • Christmas Story (Pat O.)
  • Church Gossip (James O.)
  • Co-workers Vacation (MAT)
  • Collar (Tom S.)
  • Computer Expert's Glossary (Jeff P.)
  • Cowboy's Guide to Life 2 (rcote)

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  • Dam Beavers (Cindy C.)
  • Dance Lessons (Laneille D)
  • Dear Abby (Joseph H.)
  • Diet for the Holiday
  • Do I know you? (Pat O.)
  • Doctors2 (MAT)
  • Dog's Funeral (Tom S.)
  • Donald and his "bill" (Tom S.)

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  • Elevator conversation (Peggy W.)
  • Employee Girly-Men Handbook (Laneille D.)
  • Excited Gorilla (Pat O.)
  • Exercise program for over 40 (Peggy W.)

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  • Feds (rcote)
  • First Grade Harry (Tom S.)
  • Fisherman seeks advice (Tom S.)
  • From the Mouths Of Babes2 (Peggy W.)

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  • Generic Viagra (James O.)
  • Getting Old (Sheila F.)
  • Ghost in the Car (Carlos M.)
  • Golden Saloon
  • Good Ol' Time
  • Goodyear
  • Gorilla (Pat O.)
  • Governmentium (Peggy W.)
  • Grab My Breasts (Cindy C.)
  • Great Moments in Summer Olympics Reporting (Peggy W.)
  • Guide To Love And Sex For Virgins
  • Gunfighter (Tom S.)

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  • He doesn't have any brains (Cindy C.)
  • Healthy Level of Insanity (Peggy W.)
  • Her Day In Court (Cindy C.)
  • Holding Vern (Sandy E.)
  • Hollywood Squares (James O.)
  • Honeymoon Train Ride (Pat O.)
  • Horsie Ride
  • Houston Courtroom (Bret L.)
  • Hungry Dog (MAT)
  • Hurricane Rules

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  • If I Die..... (Sandy E.)
  • Immigration Test (rcote)
  • Income Taxes (rcote)
  • Interesting Trivia
  • Irish Girls (James O.)

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  • Joy Of Teaching

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  • Leroy & Jasper (Tom S.)
  • Life Before the Computer (James O.)
  • Lil Johnny Strikes Again (Cindy C.)
  • Long Speech
  • Luckiest Man Alive

  • . ~ . ~ . ~ . M . ~ . ~ . ~ .

  • Man And A Parrot
  • Many Meanings of P-M-S (James O.)
  • Marital Bliss (Dana T.)
  • Martha (Peggy W.)
  • Martyrs (rcote)
  • Math For 2005 (Tom S.)
  • Men are Just Happier People (James O.)
  • Men Die First for a Reason (Carlos M.)
  • Mensa Invitational (rcote)
  • Mexican Food (James O)
  • More Information? (James O)

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  • Navy Bonus (rcote)
  • New Hospital (rcote)
  • New Scam (Peggy W.)
  • New Stamp
  • Non-living Things Have a Gender (Peggy W.)
  • Nun in a cab (Pat O.)

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  • Old Soldiers Never Die...
  • One for the Mormons
  • Overlooked Candidate for Pope (Tom S.)

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  • Pakistani in New York (Tom S.)
  • Parrot Squawks (James O.)
  • Part Of Daddy's Body
  • Patient Comments (Peggy W.)
  • Penguin
  • Playing Golf In The Snow
  • Potatoes 2
  • Prostitute Gets Knocked Down

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  • Queen Elizabeth/Dolly Parton (rcote)

  • . ~ . ~ . ~ . R . ~ . ~ . ~ .

  • Reasons Computers Are Male
  • Replace Flight Attendants (Pat O.)
  • Rich Man/Poor Man (James O.)
  • Right Click (James O.)
  • Royal Wedding (Tom S.)

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  • Seven Dwarfs Meet the Pope (Tom S.)
  • SEX Education Class (Tom S.)
  • Sex with a cowboy (Sheila)
  • Sexual Disorder Clinic
  • Signs You've Hired the Wrong Clown
  • Sleeping Beauty (rcote)
  • Snails Picnic
  • Snow White (rcote)
  • Something Worth Trying? (Walt C.)
  • Sperm Count (James O.)
  • Survivors (James O.)
  • Sweet nothings

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  • Tailgating (Peggy W.)
  • Ten Commandments - Texas Style (James O.)
  • Test For Memory Loss
  • Texas Facts (James O.)
  • Texas Midget (Tom S.)
  • Texas Preacher (Pat O.)
  • Texas Rancher (Tom S.)
  • Texas Woman (rcote)
  • Thank God It's Friday
  • The South shall rise again.......... (Dan P)
  • Things I've Learned (Pat O.)
  • Things We Do For Love
  • Three Travelers (Pat O.)
  • Three Young Women At A Cocktail Party
  • Tips for a Happy Marriage (Peggy W.)
  • Top 10 uses for Holiday Fruitcakes
  • Transport in Heaven (James O.)
  • Two Lobsters
  • Types of People One Meets in A Public Washroom

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  • U.S. RR Gauge (Greg D.)
  • Urges (Lanielle D.)

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  • Very Hungry (rcote)
  • Vietnam War vs. Iraq War (Peggy W.)

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  • Wal-Mart Greeter (Tom S.)
  • Walkin' in A Doggie Wonderland
  • We is FRIENDS! (Walt C.)
  • Wedding Plans (Pat O.)
  • What Kind Of Father Are You?
  • Who Will Do The Cooking?
  • Wisdom of George Carlin (rcote)

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  • You've Got Male (James O.)


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