African American Hurricanes

Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston) reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian- sounding names.


She would prefer some names that reflect African -American culture such as La Kisha, Chamiqua, Woeisha, and Jamal. I can hear it now: A black weatherman in Houston saying...


"Wordup, Muthas! Herr-i-cane Chamiqua
be headin' fo' Galveston like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren,
leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit. "