Animal Football
The small animals and the big animals were having a game of football...
As might be expected at the end of the second quarter the big animals were doing a job on the little animals and the score was 73-0 in favor of the big animals.
At the start of the second half the small animals kicked off to the big animals. The first down the big animals sent the tiger around left end, but he was tackled for a 2 yard loss by the centipede.
In the second down, the big animals sent thehippo around right end, where he was tackled by the centipede for another 2 yard loss.
Third down they sent theelephant right up through the middle of the line only to have him stopped dead by the centipede.
As the little animals huddled in planning for the anticipated punt by the big animals the captain of the little animals said...
"Hey centipede, great job!! Where were you in the first half?"
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"Getting my ankles taped.." came the reply.
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