Billy Graham Goes To Heaven

Billy Graham goes to heaven and is approached by St. Peter. They greet each other. Billy eyes a man with a somewhat.. er.. unattractive lizard on his neck. Billy asks "Why does the Pope have 2 lizards around his neck?"

To which St. Peter replies "well, the Pope had some unresolved sins, and he must wear them until he gives them up.

Billy nods, and then notices Howard Stern with 10 lizards around his neck. Billy then states "Ah, I get it he had even more unresolved sins, and he must wear them for longer."

"Correct," replies St. Peter.

Finally Billy sees George Bush, with only one lizard on his neck. Mr. Graham is surprised to see the low number of lizards on George Bush's neck, so he asks St. Peter about this, and he replies...

"Well, we needed to punish this particular lizard....."