Change for a Dollar

A young man goes into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. Checking the scene over, he sits by the most attractive woman at the bar. After a time, with smug satisfaction he noticed she was constantly glancing down at his crotch.

"Hi, there. I'm Steve," he said, launching into his come-on routine, "and I help produce a TV quiz show. Is there anything else you would like to know?"

"As a matter of fact there is," she replied, glancing down at his embellished crotch. "Do you have change for a dollar?"