Children and God

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
-- Jane

Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
-- Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
-- Anita

Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
-- Norma

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
--Jane

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-- Nan

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
-- Neil

Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
-- Jane

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
-- Bruce

Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
-- Larry

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-- Ruth M.