DWORDS #31

DWORD: SITCOM
Meaning: What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

DWORD: Starter-Marriage
Meaning: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.

DWORD: Swiped-Out
Meaning: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away after extensive use.

DWORD: Vibrospasm
Meaning: Sudden awkward movement a person makes when his or her pager (the vibrating kind) goes off.

DWORD: Vrooming
Meaning: The act of rolling a toy car or truck across the floor, while making engine sounds.

DWORD: Chickencanyounameit
Meaning: The mysterious chicken dish served on airlines.

DWORD: Carbonated Dating
Meaning: The process of telling how long a glass of soda has been standing on the table by examining the amount of bubbles left.