An elderly gentleman, in his mid-90's, with hair well-groomed, in great-looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well-cared-for image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated alone at the bar is an elderly lady (mid 80's), also well-dressed and attractive.
The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
