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Section: 2006 Humor
Category: Politics 
 
 



 









 

Go Ted

Ted Nugent, a heavy metal guitar legend and devoted (bow) hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist. Eventually, the conversation turned to his love of outdoor pursuits.

The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, 'are you my friend'... or maybe 'are you the one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next'; 'Who am I going to screw next'; and 'Can I run fast enough to get away?'" They're pretty much like the French in that way."


Contributed by: Bret L.



 







 
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Section: 2006 Humor
Category: Politics