Misc 01

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A. A teabag.


Q. What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl?
A. A nice girl goes out on a date, goes home, and goes to bed.

A good girl goes out on a date, goes to bed, and then goes home.


Q. What's the similarity between a soybean and a vibrator?
A. Both are meat substitutes.


Q. What do toys and women’s breasts have in common?
A. They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.


Q. Who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman?
A. The woman, of course. Look at it this way: when your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, what feels better - your finger or your ear?


Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A. Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink.


Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.


Did you hear about the transvestite at the Christmas party?
He wanted to eat, drink, and be Mary


A cowboy and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning.
"Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, "Would you like the bridal then?"
"Naw, thanks." says the cowboy. "I'll just hold her by the ears till she gets the hang of it."