New Investment Advise

Excellent retirement advice that seems very logical to share with family and friends

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle

It's called the 401-Keg Plan