Rancher

A man owned a small ranch. The Department of Labor claimed he was not paying his help proper wages. The DOL sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the DOL agent.

"Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week, plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week, plus free room and board...

"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."

"That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the rancher.