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Section: 2006 Humor
Category: Politics 
 
 



 









 

Shovels and Camels

Did you know...

5,000, or so, years ago Moses said, "pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the promised land.

200-plus years ago George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the promised land.

Last week the Congress of the United States said:"Si, Amigos, throw away your shovels, sit on your ass, light your camels, "I'm giving you the promised land."


Contributed by: Cindy C.



 







 
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Section: 2006 Humor
Category: Politics