St. Patrick's Day Wishes

Happy St. Patrick's Day to all the Irish and wannabe Irish!!



May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.


May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous teenage spouse.

May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.

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May the dust of your carriage wheels blind the eyes of your foes.

May neighbors respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you.

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May the good Lord take a liking to you...
But not too soon!

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.

That the tap may be open when it rusts!

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May those that love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.


May you have the hindsight to know where you've been,
The foresight to know where you are going,
And the insight to know when you have gone too far.

May the roof above you never fall in,
And those gathered beneath it never fall out.

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May you have food and raiment,
a soft pillow for your head.
May you be forty years in heaven
before the devil knows you're dead.