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Section: 2006 Humor
Category: Pun 
 
 



 









 

Stranded On A Planet Of Giants

An astronaut became stranded on a planet of giants.

The astronaut needed shelter from the harsh conditions on the planet, so one of the giants said he could live in his hollowed out tooth in exchange for cleaning the giant's teeth after each meal.

There's some that think this made the astronaut the giant's slave...

...but in reality he was just an indentured servant.




 







 
Stoned Lizard ~ Stuck in a Chair

Section: 2006 Humor
Category: Pun