Things To Go Hmmm About

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for "synonym"?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?