Top 10 NASCAR Driver

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Nascar Driver Say

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#10 I would like to thank the Devil for my win today....

#9 - I lost because my pit crew is bunch of morons.

#8 - I could win 10 races a year too, if my sponsors weren't such a cheap bunch of......

#7 - I wouldn't feel safe, if it weren't for that restrictor plate.

#6 - You better put that down or Jeff Gordon will come over here and kick your butt.

#5 - My crew chief is an idiot.

#4 - Has anyone seen my Jerri-Curl?

#3 - We would have won, but Jesus loves Jeff Gordon more.

#2 - (In Winner's Circle) Talk Later, Pee NOW!

#1 - My car sucked today! We're taking a wrecking ball to it ASAP