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Section: 2006 Humor
Category: Thanksgiving 
 
 



 









 

Turkey Dressing

Heres what's cookin'
TURKEY DRESSING
SERVE a bunch

Recipe from the kitchen of LEE REMINGTON

4 cups beaten eggs 2 cups bread crumbs
1 cup celery 2 cups unpopped corn
2 cups rice 1 pkg. Lipton Onion Soup Mix


Mix all ingredients together and stuff the bird.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
Put bird in oven for 3 hours.
When the three hours are up, get the hell out of the kitchen!!!!
'cause the popcorn is going to blow the ass off that bird.




 







 
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Section: 2006 Humor
Category: Thanksgiving