US is The Best Country

The US is The Best Country On The Face Of This ROCK...

10. Even lowly interns can meet the President.

09. Them other countries got nothing but foreigner's!

08. The Pamela and Tommy Lee tape.

07. Three glorious words: "World Wrestling Federation."

06. In the US it is acceptable for a grown man to wear skimpy shorts & a lot of oil.

05. Mexico invented the burrito, but the US made it microwaveable!

04. Jeopardy's host: Canadian. 9 out of 10 winners: US American's!

03. If you're really good at sports, you get to kill people.

02. Europe may have fancy architecture, but we've got HOOTERS!

01. No fruity accents!