Where's Billy?

President George W. Bush went to an elementary school to give the kids there a talk on national security

A boy named Billy stood up in the class and said, "President Bush, I want to ask you three questions."

"Where are the weapons of mass destruction?"

"Where is Osama Bin Laden?"

"What happened to the plane that crashed into the Pentagon?"

Bush was tongue tied for a long time but was saved by the sound of the recess bell.

When the class returned from recess, a boy named Tommy stood up and said, "President Bush, I want to ask you five questions."

"Where are the weapons of mass destruction?"

"Where is Osama Bin Laden."

"What happened to the plane that crashed into the Pentagon?"

"Why did the recess bell ring twenty minutes early?"

"Where's Billy?"