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Cloning Questions

-If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V or Henry IV, Jr. or wait, Henry IV, part II?

-If Michael Jackson is cloned, is it against the aw for him to play with himself as a child?

-Would there be a market for genetic "factory seconds" and "irregulars"?

-Could they clone Al Gore, or would he have to be grafted?

-Is it possible to make a clone of Kate Moss and then attach the two together to make a regular-sized person? Sure, she'd have two heads, but that would still be way more normal.

-Would it work if I binged and my clone purged?

-Would it be ethical to dig up the remains of our founding fathers, create clones from the bone cells, and place them in a theme park called Colonial Williamsburg?




 







 
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