Police Comments

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country:


#15 "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."


#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."


#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."


#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."


#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"


#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh . did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"


#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."


#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"


#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."


#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."


#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."


#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"


#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."


#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."


And................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!


#1 "you didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... You're right, we don't. .. Sign here.