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Section: 2007 Humor
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Reindeer For Sale

For Sale:

9 white reindeer. Reindeer are all male and range in age from 5-13 years. TB and brucellosis tested; current on all vaccinations, vet-checked and come with health certificates and guarantee of flight. Lead deer has dermatologic condition which is chronic, but doesn't seem to affect pulling ability or visual accuracy. One owner. $2,000.00 apiece/ first $17,000 takes all. Tired of the cold weather and moving to Phoenix.

Please contact: Mr. S. Claus, snc@workshop.arc.npole




 







 
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Section: 2007 Humor
Category: Christmas