Wal-Mart Shopping

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart store with her two kids in tow, shes was screaming obscenities at them all the way in through the entrance. Her husband was walking way behind her and the kids, almost ashamed of what he was hearing.

The recently trained Wal-Mart Greeter says,
"Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
"Hell no! they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins?........
Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", greeter with a smile on her face, proclaimed.
"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice".