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2007 Humor Section


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  • 30 Best Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
  • 3rd Grade Questions (Cindy C.)

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  • 40 Years With A Curse

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  • 50 Years Difference (Dan P)

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  • AAADD 3 (Sheila F)
  • Alternate Terms For "Cubicle"
  • Anger Management (Cindy C)
  • Annoying CoWorker (Sheila F)
  • Awareness Test......... (James O)

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  • Backhoe (Rick L)
  • Balloons (James O)
  • Banned from Disneyland (James O)
  • Be the cow (James O)
  • Best Singles Ad Ever (James O)
  • Bike For Sale (Donna C)
  • Bike Stunt 1 (Dan P)
  • Bike Stunt 2 (Dan P)
  • Bike Stunt 3 (Dan P)
  • Blonde discussion (Cindy C.)
  • Blonde Football (Rick L)
  • Body Paint (James O)
  • Bonerol (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Bubba went to a psychiatrist (Cindy C.)

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  • Car Accident (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Car Salesman vs Computer Salesman
  • Catholic Horses? (rcote)
  • Celebrity License Plates
  • Choosing a wife (Cindy C.)
  • Classic Practical Economics (James O)
  • Cloning Questions
  • Company Picnic tips for the summer (Teresa M)
  • Copy File Virus (James O)

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  • Dating (James O)
  • Deep Roots (James O)
  • Deer Stand (James O)
  • Democratic Front Runner (James O)
  • Doctor Visit 3 (James O)
  • Dogs 6th Sense (MAT)
  • Driver's License Question (Marilyn L)

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  • Easter Bunny Flashing (Cindy C)
  • Easter Bunny Hunt (Cindy C)
  • Easter Egg Dye Job (Cindy C)
  • Easter Egg Hunt 2 (Cindy C)
  • Ebonic: Omelette (Janet N.)
  • Egg Dying Contest (Cindy C)
  • Elephants and their Memory (Tom S.)
  • Ever wonder 2 (Sandy E)
  • Extreme Piercings (Dan P)

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  • Family (Marilyn L.)
  • Feel the boobs (James O)
  • Firearms Refresher Course (James O.)
  • First Grade (Cindy C)
  • Fishing Test (James O)
  • Four Stages of Life: (Christmas) (Tom S)
  • Fox And The Hounds
  • Friends vs Texas Friends (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Frosty picking his nose (Sandy E)

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  • Giraffe Picture (Rick L)
  • Girl Named Lorraine
  • Great Answer to a Dumb Question (Rick L)
  • Guts vs. Balls (Bret L.)

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  • Hard To Find Toys (Rick L)
  • Health Cartoons (Cindy C)
  • Help Wanted Ads And What They Really Mean
  • Hiring_Chart (James O)
  • Homeland Security (James O)
  • How stick people became extinct (Sandy E)
  • How to do it (James O)
  • How to Get a man to wash his hands (James O)
  • How to handle office conflicts (Rick L)
  • Hyphenated Names (James O)

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  • I Can Hear Just Fine (Marilyn L.)
  • I forgot (Rick L)
  • I'm Just Too Tired
  • Illegal Immigration Poll (Rick L)
  • Interesting Points (Cindy C)
  • Irish DUI Test (Donna C)
  • It pays to learn English (Donna C)

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  • Job opportunity 2 (Rick L)
  • Jose and Carlos (Janet N.)

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  • Keep the Motor Running (RamblingRoseofTx)

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  • Last Argument (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Life is Good (James O)
  • Little boys (Tom M.)
  • Little Lady (Marilyn L.)
  • Lose Some - Win Some (Rick L)
  • Lost in the Darndest Places (Marilyn L.)

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  • Marine vs Insurgent (James O)
  • Men (Cindy C.)
  • Militarisms (Mike H,)
  • Military Cutbacks (James O)
  • Minnesota Bridge collapse explanation... (James O)
  • MIT Letter
  • Mood buttons (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • My new computer (Janice M)
  • My Rezimay (Rick L)

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  • Naked Mole-Rat (Sandy E)
  • Native American Observation: (James O)
  • New Orleans professional (Rick L)
  • New Supermarket (Sandy E)
  • New York Blackout Pictures (Rick L)
  • Note from bin Laden (James O.)
  • Note from the Wife (Dan P)

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  • Oldest Living Woman

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  • Paint Walls Eggshell (Cindy C)
  • Panties 3 (James O)
  • Penis van Lesbian (rcote)
  • Pick One
  • Pit Bull vs Porcupine (Rick L)
  • Police Comments (Tom M.)
  • Premature Ejaculators Anonymous (James O)
  • President's Library Destroyed (Cindy C.)
  • Priceless Nuts (Teresa M)
  • Priceless Pics (James O)
  • Priceless Pooch (Cindy C)
  • Printer Problems (Donna C)
  • Prom in the hood pics (Rick L)

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  • Quiz Show Follies

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  • Redneck Bass Boat (James O)
  • Redneck CAT (James O)
  • Redneck Guest Bedrooms (James O)
  • Redneck Harley (James O)
  • Redneck Lawn Mower (James O)
  • Redneck Weather Station (James O)
  • Redneck Yacht
  • Reindeer For Sale
  • Relaxing Bar (James O)
  • Remember 2 (James O)
  • Russian woman (James O)

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  • Scavenger Hunt
  • Shortest Fairy Tale 2 (Cindy C)
  • Signs of stress in your e-mails (James O)
  • Sit and do nothing (Cindy C)
  • Size does matter....sometimes (Rick L)
  • Slacker (Cindy C)
  • Sniffer
  • Some Salesman
  • Sometimes (Cindy C.)
  • Speak Spanish?? (James O)
  • Sportsman's Double (Rick L)
  • Squirrel Relocator (Debbie S)
  • Stop Light (Janet N.)
  • Summary of my last year on the computer (Teresa M)
  • Summer poem (Mike H)
  • Symbolizes Christmas (James O)

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  • T-Shirts (James O)
  • Table 4 Sale (Sandy E)
  • Tax truth (Yannis R)
  • Tech Support from India (Dan P)
  • Ten good reasons to play golf (James O)
  • Texan Favorite Things (James O.)
  • Texans and the hereafter (Rick L)
  • Texas Deer Hunting Vehicle (Rick L)
  • Texas woman 2 (James O.)
  • The Answer is Yes! (James O)
  • The way you sleep after drinking (Donna C)
  • Things I Hate About Everyone (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Think before you speak (Donna C.)
  • Three Fears (Rick L)
  • Tree Hugger (Janet N.)
  • Truck Driver (Cindy C.)
  • Truck for sale (Teresa M)
  • True Genius (Sandy E)
  • Truly a Texan (Bret L.)
  • Trunk Monkeys (Debbie S)
  • Twas The Diet After Christmas (Marilyn L.)
  • Two Beggars In Rome (rcote)

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  • Unwitting Prawn
  • Upset Wife (James O)

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  • Wal-Mart Shopping (rcote)
  • Warmer Climate (James O)
  • Well, It Finally Happened
  • What A Shock (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • What Turkey (Donna C)
  • Why Americans don't emigrate to Arab countries!!! (James O)
  • Why Do Boys run faster than girls? (Sandy E)
  • Why Easter Eggs Hide (Cindy C)
  • Why Elk have long antlers... (RamblingRoseofTx)
  • Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? (Sandy E)
  • Why men die eairly (Rick L)
  • Why men turn out the way they do (Debbie S)
  • Why Talk to Me (James O)
  • Why we drink (James O)
  • Why we love Children (James O)
  • Woman Out Golfing (James O)
  • Woman's Poem (James O)
  • Wonder Bra (James O )

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  • You're Fired 2 (Rick L)
  • Your Life Sucks

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  • Zodiac (Cindy C)


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